Option 3: The electric scooter. I don't have a photo of it, but I know the boys have one stored in their grandma's garage and that baby is so fast it whips my head back when I push the button. But, nah, our school is too eco/health conscious for me to be on something battery operated. It says "lazy/mercury polluter" all over it.
Option 3: The piece de resistance
The coolest part of the Fuzion is that it's articulated. You swivel the board deck left or right when you want to turn - fun! I'll have mine tailored to match my mini-van - "Cherry Red" with a cup-holder and cell phone cradle. Oh, an an alarm with "chirper" and a horn-just in case!