Boy, I love that Jeff Kinney who that wrote Diary of a Wimpy Kid for creating the "Cheese-Touch"! For those of you who don't steal your kids' books or watch kid movies, the Cheese-Touch is an even more modern, hip, and effective way of playing "cooties". Any kid that touches the rotten cheese on the playground has it and immediately becomes a social outcast. Everyone screams and runs, leaving the cheese-touch kid aaaallloooooooone! If that kid is tired of being the outcast, all he or she needs to do is touch another kid and then THEY have the Cheese-Touch. So that's exactly what I'm going to do to get some alone/down-time. I'm off to the fridge. How long does it take for feta to mold???????