Alternative Careers for TSA agents.....

.......Special Collections Librarians! The first time I had a Library tour at the college, I was entirely curious just what was behind that secure door? It's tucked away like a secret access, upstairs flat against a wall that is blocked from view. I mean, you have to have a code or be buzzed in. Twice now I've had to use a newly released book in the Special Collections room. I think this particular book is really there so that the class has access to it without taking it home.   So I go in there, sign the register, sign the paper requesting the  book I need and wait. I noticed that the books are behind two layers of glass and room looks like the librarian has the "big desk" and the students sit at tables like kindergarteners - closest to the librarian so they can keep an eye on you. Don't make the mistake of using a pen to take notes - they will be on you like stink on a sweatsock!  Don't dare put your backpack within 5 feet of where you are sitting either - apparently it goes to backpack jail until you are done. 

A little evil part of me wants to sit in there and let my hand hover over a pen every five minutes or so....or maybe I could ask for pieces of the collection starting with the call number 1.0 , 1.001, 1.002....etc., a little each day place my backpack closer and closer - maybe leave all the zippers undone with gaping sections looking like they are ready to swallow their treasures. 

I know, I'm supposed to be on their side - I am studying to be a librarian after all, but I think I need a little more convincing before I'm sure they really DO want to share their books!