A Parody of an Easy Reader
Jane Eyre
This is Jane.
Hello Jane.
Jane is poor.
Her dress is poor.
Her shoes are poor.
Her hat is poor.
Poor Jane.
This is Mr. Rochester.
Hello Mr. Rochester.
Mr. Rochester is rich.
He has a big house.
He has a big dog.
He has a big horse.
He has a big secret.
What is Mr. Rochester's secret?
Jane cannot guess the secret.
Can you guess the secret?
This is Mrs. Rochester.
Hello Mrs. Rochester.
Mrs. Rochester is crazy.
She has a candle.
The candle is lighted.
Mrs. Rochester can laugh.
She laughs: ha ha ha.
RUN JANE RUN
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