Reality Figurines - Breaking the Mold This Time!

(sigh) I just love this Willow Creek figurine. The way you have to imagine her expression, the way she has her arm loosely draped around her son. He looks so sweet, standing there willingly in her gentle embrace.

Is that why she's been broken three times?  Why not the other two figurines - the angel and the married couple? Is it a subliminal message from the boys that they will NOT be TAMED?   First my sweet little 2 year old nephew got a hold of it. I thought it was really made of wood and let him carry it to his mom and let her talk him into giving it up. Little did I know when she told him to give it to her he would do the ol' "bolt-run-throw" routine in the tile-floored bathroom - "CRASH" and smitherines she went. I didn't get worked up. After all, I thought it was indestructible in the first place.

So my sweet sister sent me a new one and I took her picture before anything happened to her again (pict above).

And what happened to her? HMMMMM?  One or two of the boys were rough-housing with the dog in my bedroom and knocked her off her spot on the windowsill and now she looks like this.....

So I super-glued her back together and swore that if anyone ever decapitates her again, I'm going to break off her arm and glue it back around the little statue boys neck!

Alas, one windy day the blinds knocked her off the windowsill again. And even though the boys didn't do it, I put her back together in a way that truly reflects her emotions.....

Happy Van giveaway

Okay, after spending two days catching up at home with 4 boys who were entertained 24/7 and suddenly "bored" I need to add back some HAPPY !  I am giving away two "Happy Vans".  If you are new here, click here to see what a Happy Van is all about.  If you need some "Happy" all you have to do is be a follower and leave a comment. I'll post them all at the end of the night and announce the winners on Friday.

Back from my Stay-cation!

We live in such a fabulous city that we can enjoy an entire week of fun without ever leaving or spending a bundle.  My mom came for her annual summer visit and the first thing we did was head up 7000ft to Fairy Lake to picnic, hike,fish, geocache hunt, and letterbox hunt. I have to say this lake ties with Hyalite for being the most gorgeous lake. It's no wonder it's named after fairies! (Fairy Lake is behind the peak in the center of the pic)

And to make it more memorable for our family, the boys accidently left the van door wide open before we left for our 2 hrs of fun at the lake! Our purses were in there and let's just say all my mom's travel funds. There were about 17 cars in the parking area.  I love Montanan's - no one even touched it!

The next day we were off to the Museum of the Rockies. I buy family passes because it's always so fantastic I want to go back every time they change their main exhibit. MOR has the largest TRex skull and is headed by Jack Horner who's research Jurassic Park was based on. The current exhibit is Leonardo DaVinci's Machines in Motion. They just opened a new Kid's level upstairs with operational geysers! (parachute type water pops up and the floor rumbles)  Next we were off to the Bozeman Hot Springs - WAHOOOO! Splash all ya' want boys! The next day we were off in search of Pirate Treasure!!!ARRRGG! Turns out it took us THREE days to actually best ol' Blackbeard and loot his treasure (Letterbox).  Mom and I got "inked" (with the letterbox stamp) Found the Treasure!  Here's our Letterbox stamps: Hers is LC ours is "6Jeepers"  We made some delicious-smelling soaps and I will be giving the most gorgeous one away soon!  And wrapped up the week with our annual "Dinner Out-IN" as my Mom calls it. Instead of dragging all the boys to a restaurant and rushing to eat before one of them "expires" we learned years ago to just go buy some crab legs, baked potatoes and salad and really enjoy ourselves at home. It was sad to see her head back to her home state but hopefully the memories will keep until next time we can whoop-it-up together. We wrapped up our family week Sunday by taking them all to church, to the neighborhood bbq meet-n-greet and took 6 boys fishing at the great little city lake - And, yep, "I got one!" Stay tuned everyone, this next week or so I will have a couple giveaways!!

Calling in the Creator.......

Dear God,

     Since you created me, is there any chance you might have an extra set of ears I could have? One set is just not enough. If I had four ears I could hear all of my children talking to me at once. And if it's okay, could I have an extra set of eyes - the kind with xray vision? That way I would see things like the door on the other side of the van closing on my son's fingers - and I'd see if his older (nemesis)brother ignored it or really didn't see it slowly rolling closed. Oh, and I'd also like to know if you have some extra arms laying around? They don't have to be my petite size - I'll take the extra long ones. That way I can do things like separate two boys while band-aiding another and finish making a sandwich with the other. And one last little request, I'd really appreciate it if I could have an extra brain - one that already has a law degree and a psychology degree? Then I'd be able to settle the squabbles and know for sure who was telling the truth and who fudged. Thanks God!

How to Make a Volcano Whistle.....

That's my boy. That's Wyatt this week. He was awesome yesterday at the lake, but today was catch-up day at home and that lends to some "lettin' loose" when it comes to the boys. His older brother found Wyatt's Loco Roco video game wedged in the couch cushions and offered to return it to him if he would go find the Transformer bullet he (Wyatt) was suspected of hiding in his room. Wyatt gave it about a 30 second hunt and gave up. He decided to torture Mom until he got his way but I didn't go for it. It wasn't a tall order to look around his room and in his toy box for the bullet, he was just being lazy. He had a choice to let it drop and forget the video game but no, whining full-volume next to Mom is waaaay more fun. Throw in a little tugging and yanking on the rug she's standing on and wow - entertainment to no end if you are 7 years old.

What did mom do? Ignore. Ignore for another 5 minutes. Ignore some more. State the facts, "look for the bullet and the game is returned to you", Ignore some more while cleaning the sink. (by the way, the whining actually enhances the scrubbing -sink looks great!).

What did brothers do? Brothers were so sick of it they offered to hand over the game just to spare me!

Now, how did I snuff out my little volcano? I got out the video camera and erupted it. It only took a second for him to scream and run into my room and close the door. Within 5 minutes he returned, whistling and stated, "Mom, I'm going to go look for the bullet."

Chalk one up for Mom today!

It's official..

I am now the mother of a TEENAGER!  Take that all you paranormal book characters - nothing could be as freaky as a brand-spankin'-new teenager. Dragons fear them, vampires shirk away, werewolves turn tail and run. I cast off my garlic necklace and hide behind my boy/man.

Happy 13th Birthday Josh!

Garden Formula

8 parts dirt + 6boys+6shovels+12scoops Breyers Reeses Cup Ice Cream = 1 new garden!

In an effort to keep the boys from fighting, Grandma and I are cooking up projects to keep them busy. One long awaited project was the garden. The border has been stacked in a pile since last summer and now that it stopped raining and Dad was off work, it finally came together. We made it a family and friend affair, Grandpa driving the mower and dump trailer, all the boys spreading the dirt, me and Dad shovelling it out of the pick up into the dump and even invited the neighbor boys over to spread dirt. It took allllll day. We finished it off by having each boy plant a row of seeds that they are in charge of. The next day each boy added more seeds and a few plants.  It was so interesting seeing which boy would take to gardening the most. Hopfully they will be eager to keep "their" rows of lettuce, tomatoes, radishes, strawberries and carrots free of weeds!